WAITRESS(ES) IN DISTRESS Dec. 19/85 Karl Rigelhof

You serve us food
With a smile
No matter what mood
You are/'re in

You serve/bring us beer
(To sustain our)/(with such) cheer
When all the while
You wish you weren't here

And when those irate customers
Begin to complain
You bite your lip
((Be(cause) they('re) driv(ing) you insane
(And then leave (you) no tip)

You('re) run off your feet
You never get a break
Your frustration is/'s complete
It's always give no(t) take(/)
(Make no mistake)

And after the rush
You clean up the mess
After all the fuss
(Now) it's time (to take)/for (a) rest

And while you relax
In the afternoon
You're glad with/for the fact
(That) Christmas will be over soon
Thank God it (only) comes (only) once a year